10 Things That Amuse/Annoy/Fascinate Me

1. You know those hi-tech toilet bowls where they have so-called "smart sensors" that flush by itself? Hate it when they flush automatically when you just landed your ass on the toilet seat and halfway through doing an important business

2. Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodson. What kind of friendship is that?

3. In-grown armpit hair. Nuff said.

4. Snobbish store assistants. As if they OWN the shop

5. People who can fit bigass marker pen in their nostrils

6. Men with pink shirt+pink tie+pink shoes

7. Queue jumpers at the Smart Tag lane

8. Tranny manicurist. It's weird when it comes to the hand massaging part, it feels like he/she/whatever is breaking my fingers

9. Pink SKL. It's like inhaling strawberry-smelling air

10. Clouds in the sky that resemble two balls and what seems like a banana in the middle when I was driving back to UTP one fine day. Too bad I forgot to snap a photo of it. Damn

Yes I Was Burned But I Call It A Lesson Learned

Lesson Learned

By: Alicia Keys featuring John Mayer

He broke
My heart
And now it’s raining
Just don’t rub it in
I’m at
Your door
I feel so crazy bout it
You’ll say I told you so
You saw it long ago
You knew he had to go
I finally came around
I’m back on solid ground
Can’t let it get me down

It’s Alright
It’s Alright
It’s Alright

Yes, I was burned but I call it a lesson learned
Mistake overturned but I call it a lesson learned
My soul has returned so I call it lesson learned
Another lesson learned

Sometimes
Some lies
Can take a minute
To fully realize
His tears
Your eyes
Thirty seconds
To apologize

You give him one more chance
Just like the time before
But he already knows
You’d give a hundred more
Until that night in bed
You wake up in a sweat
You’re racing to the door

Can’t take it anymore

I was burned but I call it a lesson learned
Mistake overturned so I call it a lesson learned
My soul has returned so I call it lesson learned
Another lesson learned

A Life perfect ain’t perfect if you don’t know what the struggle’s for
Falling down ain’t falling down if you don’t cry when you hit the floor
It’s called the past cause I’m getting past and I ain’t nothing like I was before
You oughta see me now

If I Was In Your Shoes

We humans can be the smartest creatures on earth and yet be very ignorant.


How often do you find yourself swearing at that football player just because he kicked the ball and missed the goal by 2 inches?


How often do you find yourself raising both of your hands in front of the TV saying "What the heck is this guy thinking????" when watching a badminton match.


How often do you find yourself commenting on American Idol as if you're a professional singer and you know everything? (unless you ARE a professional singer then that's a different story)


Now, try this:


1. Before you swear at that football player, think about the gruesome amount of training he has to go through on a daily basis. Also, running around non-stop whilst trying to maintain focus for a good 90 minutes is NOT easy.


2. Before you scream "APA LAAAA!" at that badminton player, please remember no.1. In badminton, it could take more that 90 minutes. Even harder.


3. When watching a singing competition, before you start commenting on:
a. Why is he/she so nervous? Chill lah.
b. Sheessshhh! Why won't he/she move a little?
c. This song is not upbeat enough.
d. Pitching is off.


Try to remember that it takes a lot of courage just to get yourself in the middle of a crowd. To then perform, is another uphill challenge. To focus, to control and manipulate skills, to please the crowd.


See, it is hard to explain until you get to do it yourself. Then most probably, you will say what Adibah Noor once said to me after I performed together with 17 other people at DFP on one fine night:


"It takes A LOT of courage just to get out there and sing. You guys are very, very brave"


So I guess one has to be in another's shoes to understand. Sadly, not everyone knows (or cares about) this.


They'd like to think they are right all the time, throw wise comments and forget to consider about how it is like to be in his/her shoes.

Bizzare? Idiotic? Fantastic?

1. Traffic summon is going to be raised by a fucking 333.33%. That's RM 1,000 instead of RM300. What about the guys who earn a mere RM 1,000 per month? How are they going to pay?? Masuk jail? Just because they answered the phone while driving out of reflex? Maybe soon we'll need to use the golf courses to build jail cells for "Orang yang tak mampu bayar saman sebab saman mahal GILA"- Because there won't be enough space in the existing lock-ups


2. An award given to Sandra Bullock which is for worst actress BTW, was asked to be returned! 


3. With the Hulu Selangor election in progress, WTF are they doing by announcing No. 1


4. My Idol, Daniel Wu, is married!! Huwaaaaa!


Ntah..lantak la. I want to sleep. Goodnight!

Another Song, Another Sleepless Night, Yet Again.

Song of the day. I don't know whether it's good or bad. Whatever.


TRADING AIR 


BY: ATHLETE


Covered ground just to reach your house
I know we need to talk
But I can't catch my thoughts
Insides gripped scared of what you'll think
Words I can't repeat
Could change all we've got

Set it off
Someone better hit the alarm
Set it off
Someone better help me disarm myself
I don't want no one else
All I want is you
All I want is you

Trading air once more from the start
I can open up a thousand paper cuts
People hear what they want to hear
But they won't change a thing
No they won't change a thing

Set it off
someone better hit the alarm
Set it off
Someone better help me disarm myself
I don't want no one else
All I want is you
All I want is you

Disarm myself
I don't want no one else
All I want is you
All I want is you

Disarm myself
I don't want no one else
All I want is you
All I want is you 

The Talents You've Let Go & The Weeds You Left To Grow

Ah well, I can write about this till tomorrow but a picture speaks a thousand words eh?

Fashion Suicide 101: CRIME #1

I don't know about you, but I think they look like vaginas with ribbons.

Odds are the shoe designer is a dude desperately horny and under pressure when he came up with these:p

Or a lesbian. OMG!